Tag: sam evans

so sam was basically solid gold in this episode.

  • talking about round onion man booty
  • not sleazing on his hot female roommate in the slightest
  • abruptly bailing at the first sign of casual drug use
  • being totally indignant about that “sorry there’s no room for your chair, artie” town car shit
  • sticking to his resolution to not hurt himself in pursuit of his goal
  • even when he was really struggling with it

he’s just such a ray of sunshine, i love it

cj: happily sam seems to give no real fuck about solos
kate: sam’s just there to move everyone’s furniture and look pretty, but that’s okay with him
cj: he just needs somebody to love
kate: he should get a pet
cj: lmfao
lmfao
lmfao
kate: fdskjgh
cj: Glee Cast – How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?
kate: jhdfjvbsdjvgsdgsd
i’m just sayin’
he could have a really rewarding relationship with a goldfish
cj: a goldfish IS more his type
kate: he’d probably name it thor and talk to it in weird voices
and think that makes them grow because he’s misremembering that thing people say about talking to plants
cj: dhfsdfs
and he would be the kind of person who projects things onto thor, like, klaine is having a tiff and sam stands up all stone-faced like, YOU GUYS ARE UPSETTING THOR. HE REALLY HATES IT WHEN YOU FIGHT
kate: sdglkhlkjsdgkjsdjvsdg omg yes yes yes
cj: YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN WANT THOR HERE DO YOU
kate: gkhsdbvv fg
lmfao the image of homeless sam in flannel, a round goldfish bowl under one arm
we’ve done it before, we can do it again, buddy
positive thinking
cj: thor’s fishbowl has a tiny “anything helps, god bless” sign in it
kate: sfsdgddkjgvdg