before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did
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Tag: txt
i noticed when people hate things, they are willing to just do the most impressive mental gymnastics to affirm that hate, overly exaggerate it’s problems, make up problems that don’t exist, and hold shit against it that would get a free pass on a thing that they like. like sometimes i just see someone hating a thing and i just think man. you are trying way too hard to hate that thing
tumblr: the only place you get excited when a stranger follows you
croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate
Unless you have a muffin top.
here’s a to-do list for u
- fix yr garbage ass blog
- fix yr garbage ass attitude
i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy. lmao
my faves can be sorted into three groups:
- hated by fandom
- dead
- both
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
oate:
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING