battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin’
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

waggington:

legally an adult, mentally a squid

lord-kitschener:

My guide to liking a thing on Tumblr:

• find a few other people who are also fans of said thing who post smart and/or funny stuff related to the thing
• regard the rest of the fandom as carriers of a highly contagious and excruciatingly painful zombie death plague, and avoid them as such

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

asapsake:

i dont have a “tumblr crew” its just me talking to myself

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

lacohan:

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

#summertime sadness