cutebmo:

if somebody says they love you but they make your insides feel heavy, cold, and apologetic all the time they dont love you. if someone praises your insecurity and “humbleness”, feed them to the dogs. if someone constantly unironically holds you up to perfect inhuman standards, cut them out of your life.

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

karenstarrs:

  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS UP AT 3AM BOTTLE FEEDING THE BABY
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS FALLING ASLEEP WITH THE BABY IN THEIR ARMS BECAUSE NEITHER HAVE SLEPT ALL NIGHT
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS MAKING FACES AT THEIR BABY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS GIVING PIGGYBACK RIDES
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS

lucifcr:

my favorite tv shows? oh well i love doctor what, paranormal, adolescent coyote, a long time ago, sure lock, spooky tales of the united states, how did i make the acquaintance of your procreator, abandoned black child, cannibal… i mean a bit of everything here and there you know

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card – any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack – anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.