50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
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you know what really gets my goat?
el chupacabra
girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
rihanna seems like the kinda girl you go partying with and then wake up missing a kidney and in a foreign country with no passport
don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
my sexuality is girls all the time and boys if they’re famous, almost offensively beautiful and completely unattainable so i can attach all my impossible ideals to them and never have to have anything to do with them irl
i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you to the best and bravest pig who ever lived. a true hero. if i had words to make a day for you, i’d sing you a morning golden and true
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- suits
- lacy lingerie
- eyeliner
fivepercent 