no offense but i cant believe you guys are, on purpose, bringing back the Harry Potter epilogue? like, we’re just all going to blithely reblog the most embarrassing piece of writing ever committed to print like it’s something we ENJOYED?? something we might think of with FOND NOSTALGIA and want to be reminded of?? a series of words we might choose to READ AGAIN, for PLEASURE????? get a grip
You lied to me… you said my FATHER was my father, but my UNCLE is my father. MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE! —Arrested Development (2003– ) created by Mitchell Hurwitz
i don’t think i could have a bodyguard w/o falling in love with them
- open doors for me
- buff
- quiet/stoic
- focused on my well-being and safety at all times
- tall + good posture
- lean down to whisper at me
- will not hesitate to punch creeps
- can and will literally shield me with his whole body
Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them
Slytherins tend to be ambitious, shrewd, cunning, strong leaders, and achievement-oriented. They also have highly developed senses of self-preservation. This means that Slytherins tend to hesitate before acting, so as to weigh all possible outcomes before deciding exactly what should be done.
According to Albus Dumbledore, the qualities which Salazar valued in the students he chose included cleverness, resourcefulness, determination, and “a certain disregard for the rules.”
It’s taken me a long time to realize and accept that it probably isn’t ever going to go away, and that there’s a way to live alongside it. (I wasn’t sure about posting this, because it’s pretty personal but screw it because I’m all about the destigmatization of mental illness) ❤
“Wow, your own cookies?”
“Snickerdoodles. And they just appear in my locker, just like that. Open my locker, bam. Homemade cookies. And that’s not all.”
“A peeled grape?”
“‘Go Wallace. We love you. You rock.’”
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