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zackthelion:

Skyrim guard: wait…I know you

Me, 300 pounds over encumbered with stolen cheese wheels and solid dwemer metal, waddling by: you don’t know shit bitch

questions-within-questions:

acoolguy:

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

shieldposts:

marisatomay:

jedihighcouncil:

marisatomay:

fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”

its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon

Thor: can I buy you a drink?

Lesbian : actually I like girls

Thor: Wonderful! I like them as well. Would you like to join me in buying drinks for beautiful women?

that-lesbian-stuff:

happy may 1st!!

lesbiantaurean:

xeppeli:

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)

osheamobile:

worthythor:

arrives 15 minutes late to avenge with starbucks

a latte most vanilla

thebianthem:

Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson in the ‘PYNK’ music video

thesegoddamnpancakes:

wheretheeternalare:

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent