bunjywunjy:

germ-man:

well at least they nailed the facial expression

marisatomay:

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

adarafaelbarbas:

carrionflowerkin:

friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping 🙂

I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.

jameshalpert:

me after i’ve made any purchase over $5: it’s okay…….. it’s fine.,m….. you’re fine…,, it’s okya… it oka

jethroq:

heavenboundghost:

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

lamenting my anguish online

just-shower-thoughts:

Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself