When no one knows what 6×3 equals
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Didn’t expect that.
No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.
First soldier: [yelling] I’m a Barbie girl!
Other soldiers: [chanting loudly in unison] in a Barbie world!
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere!
Imagination, life is your creation!First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Other soldiers: Ah ah ah yeah!
First soldier: Come on Barbie, lets go party!
Other soldiers: Ooh oh! Ooh oh!
First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Other Soldiers: Ah ah-!
“The double agent for the patriarchy is basically just a woman who perhaps unknowingly is still putting the patriarchal narrative out into the world. Is still benefitting off, profiting off and selling a patriarchal narrative to other women. But it’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. You know, just because you look like a woman, we trust you and we think you’re on our side, but you are selling us something that really doesn’t make us feel good. You’re selling us an ideal, a body shape, a problem with our wrinkles, a problem with ageing, a problem with gravity, a problem with any kind of body fat. You’re selling us self-consciousness. The same poison that made you clearly develop some sort of body dysmorphia or facial dysmorphia, you are now pouring back into the world. You’re like recycling hatred. I find that really dangerous and I think it’s unacceptable and I don’t care if you’re a woman. I think constructive criticism is needed for anyone to ever evolve. For our gender to evolve we need some sort of constructive criticism. As long as we do it in a somewhat careful way. (…) So many of the worst things in the world have happened motivated by greed. And I just don’t think that’s an acceptable excuse anymore. How much money do you need? Really how much money do you need? How much money do any of these huge influencers who are worth millions or billions sometimes… why are they still promoting appetite-suppressant lollipops to young girls? And it’s not a fight against obesity. They have young, already slim girls, in their adverts for Flat Tummy company, this company that are absolutely everywhere, and they’re even being advertised in some of the most mainstream magazines, women’s magazines, and they have a billboard in Times Square. The money is built on the blood and tears of young women who believe in them, who follow them, who look up to them like the big sister they never had. It’s so upsetting and it feels like such a betrayal against women.”
Jameela Jamil explains why she thinks the Kardashians are “double agents for the patriarchy”
𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪
This is quite possibly the biggest mood imaginable
hey @your-exo-highness look it’s the original . D!
ok but this song (and everything kirin j callinan honestly) is unironically incredible
*Hipster voice* Country western synth pop screamo
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: “Since bigots are mad about Kelly Marie Tran’s role in the new #StarWars we’re going to teach them a lesson with our own new trailer.”
In memory of Hugh Dane, here are a few really sweet deleted scenes featuring Hank and Dwight.
The funniest thing I’ve seen this week on Twitter. By Scottish standup comedian
Ashley Storrie. (@ashleystorrie on Twitter)