Tag: too real
*watches porn*
me: this intro is taking too long
*skips one minute*
*they eating ass*
me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
my favorite headcanons are random, completely useless pieces information like “is addicted to craigslist” “secretly enjoys the smell of gasoline” or “can eat an entire chipotle burrito in one sitting despite diminutive size”
outfit game: on point
mental health game: ?????
me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*
My writing when I was 5: The brown dog was friendly.
My writing when I was 14: The chestnut-colored Labrador, with streaks of gold in his soft, thick fur, was amenable to the concept of dolling out affection to his human counterparts.
My writing now: lol dog
“i want to go to bed” is how i would sum up 2014
me: i have a mental illne-
everyone within a 10 mile radius:
fivepercent 