in contrast to star trek, the more i learn about the star wars universe, the more i wish i hadn’t. every new tidbit of information feels like the franchise spiraling further out of my reach, it’s like world-unbuilding
i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images
like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre… time to party pass the vodka
luke: *wanders off by himself, dissociates, sees the ghosts of his father and his teachers staring at him from the woods*
some ewok: *does a keg stand*
leia, who could give a single fuck about vader: THATS SO SAD LUKE, EWOKS PLAY DESPACITO
#luke’s just sitting there with his hands in his lap #oogling han’s face #slowly but surely luke’s eyes dip down #to the convenient opening in han’s shirt #neck and chest hair all exposed #and i’m sitting here choking back tears #ive never been so alive
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