yourtinseltinkerbell:

ENDLESS LIST OF ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS: SAM EVANS

I took care of my whole family when they had nothing, okay? When they were as poor and homeless as McConaughey. I made sure they ate. I made sure they had a roof over their heads. I made sure my little brother and sister got to school on time. Me, Sam, “the slacker.” I know that I forget about appointments sometimes and I leave my clothes around the apartment and I get distracted playing video games. But that doesn’t mean I’m a joke.

black-john-lennon:

I have a sinking feeling that there are going to be people who use this gif set as evidence that Blam or Sam is queerbaiting (i just have a stellar bullshit meter and I know how that group rolls), but I just have to say, that if you were to put this side by side with some choice quotes from Puck (washing your balls is gay) and Finn (shh don’t tell people you’re on the syncronized swim team, that’s a girly sport) and it will actually kind of make clear why Sam’s always been different. Like how not once in Rumors did we get Sam insisting that he’s not hooking up with Kurt because he’s straight, instead it was Sam insisting he’s not a cheater. This isn’t new with Sam, and it’s fun, and it’s funny. And Sam isn’t acting like he deserves and award for not being homophobic, he’s just a good guy. It’s one of my favorite things about him. 

cassiejuly:

Sam Evans Meme: ten relationships [bonus] » McConaughey

When I saw McConaughey in his cage, something inside me just clicked, and I knew we were meant for each other.  Tonight he’ll melt her heart with those big, beautiful, puppy dog eyes…. that he gets from me.