http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_onjvp66Yt91w7s53yo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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gladio1us:

fromanotherroom:

Africa playing from another room
Toto

i feel like i bumped into my 80s jock soulmate in the kitchen and our eyes lock in slow-mo while the high school party in the basement rages on showing no sign of ending badly

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shaolinfantstc:

“Shaolins’ the DJ that we call conductor cause Shaolin Fantastics’ a bad mother–!”

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somethingaboutblacktop:

the-ick-vault:

wow

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Jolene (33 R.P.M) – click for .mp3

Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.

Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner.  And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence. 

An already perfect song made transcendental..

rafi-dangelo:

Morning Yasssssssss, Hunty:  Dixie Chicks “Daddy Lessons” (Beyonce Cover)

Cortez just informed me that the Dixie Chicks covered “Daddy Lessons” and bitch let me tell you how I hollered!  This is absolutely one of my favorite songs of 2016 and it went straight to my Fresh Country playlist, so I’m just over the moon that the Dixie Chicks decided to add this to their setlist.  I’ll give them some slack on the harmony (Marti doesn’t *quite* have the right harmony on the first verse) because the caption says they had just learned the song earlier that day, but they came through on the 3-part during the chorus.

This just started my whole week off right.   I had been so mad this morning because I dreamed about a chicken biscuit and damn near cried when I woke up and realized NYC hates biscuits and I wouldn’t be able to find one.  Now my spirit is set back to rights.  Everything’s gonna be OK because the Dixie Chicks are covering Beyonce now and what a time to be alive.