brutereason:

carpebutts:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

Subway? No, this is Domway, where we ask you what things you like on your sandwich, what you don’t want, and what you’re thinking of trying and then help you come up with a combo that makes you happy.

If you want to feel the pain of jalapenos burning your mouth as you eat, we will take joy in making that happen and watching you squirm and reach for youe drink over and over. If you would simply like some comfort food in the form of some tuna salad, we’ll make that happen. And if you want to be told how we’re gonna make your sandwich instead of being asked about it, you’re still free to stop us at any time, because this is still your sandwich.

Domway: No CreepyDoms allowed. Eat fresh.

WIN.

alliwantforchristmasischord:

why do people always take things chord says out of context? is it not obvious he gets flustered when he talks in interviews? he wasn’t saying he wants sam to take the lead in the show, he said he wants to take on the role cory had in being good to everyone on the set. he’s trying to honor his friend, not replace him. seriously, give the guy a break.