lmfao – fivepercent

Found on Facebook.

jokin-around:

I unliked this so I could like it again

I believe this is one of the best tweets ever twotted

teacher: what year was the battle of yorktown
me: 1781
teacher: why did you say it like that

I’m really loving Chris Pratt’s truck stop cock slut look™

Leslie Odom Jr. almost witnessed a fight in the “famous people section” at Hamilton.

I keep more in touch with the cast, cast and crew [of Glee], like hair and make-up. I keep in touch with them and a few of the cast members.

Chris Colfer when asked if he keeps in touch with Ryan Murphy (via pineapplesperalta)

Eliza: You’ve got this. You could debate Jefferson in your sleep.
Hamilton: I have!
Eliza: I know. We sleep in the same bed. It’s been Hell.

this tweet is everything