
Found on Facebook.

teacher: what year was the battle of yorktown
me: 1781
teacher: why did you say it like that
I’m really loving Chris Pratt’s truck stop cock slut look™
I keep more in touch with the cast, cast and crew [of Glee], like hair and make-up. I keep in touch with them and a few of the cast members.
Eliza: You’ve got this. You could debate Jefferson in your sleep.
Hamilton: I have!
Eliza: I know. We sleep in the same bed. It’s been Hell.
this tweet is everything