We’re a team. We’re getting married.

“Blaine is on the bottom.” “That’s not even true. Not … really …”

_*

“It’s easy to love when it’s new”.

Mercedes says that to Rachel when she’s talking about her relationship, but all I could think about was all the Klaine angst we’ve been getting lately.

smuchshypush:

“I mean, sex isn’t the be-all, end-all.”

_{Did you know that real warblers won’t sing alone? It’s true — if a warbler loses its flock or is caged separately, it sits silent until another one shows up. It’s not that he doesn’t have a beautiful voice — it’s just that without a companion he just doesn’t feel like singing anymore.}

_{Blaine bought a couch off the back of a truck because apparently the furniture I carefully chose from Chelsea’s Finest flee markets isn’t that comfortable. It was a mid-century knock-off so I gave him an A for effort. But as soon as I lifted up one of the cushions I saw that the entire couch was riddled with…BED BUGS! BED BUGS! So we spent the entire night disinfecting everything, taking silkwood showers then disinfecting everything again.}

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/fivepercent/81183051628/tumblr_n396knyxsO1s6kiox?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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ro-rosethorne:

The benefits of living in the Philippines. You’re welcome! 🙂

bumbleblaine:

#payback

Glee fic: You Are Here and So Am I (Kurt/Blaine with Kublam overtones; NC-17; phone sex)

feystreet:

Title: You Are Here and So Am I
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine (mentioned one-sided Blaine/Sam and Kurt/Sam, barely mentioned Kurt/Adam)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4500
Warnings: PWP, phone sex, dirty talk, masturbation, possible infidelity depending on whether you think Kadam is on
Notes: Glee kink meme fill. Old prompt, but I love this period of time in canon, so I’ve had it in my bookmarks for a while. Title from “I Only Have Eyes For You.”
Summary: Takes place circa 413. Blaine and Kurt are in touch. Kurt senses Blaine is down and manages to wheedle out of him that he has a crush on Sam. Kurt can sympathize because he’s been there. Their conversation about Sam morphs and Klaine end up having a pretty hot phone sex session.