rhodawilliamses:

So I met Chris Colfer today and he was real cute and sweet. I asked him what Hogwarts houses Conner and Alex would be in (to which he first replied, “oooh no one’s ever asked me that before,” with Allah in the back saying, “that’s a good question.”) and he said Alex would be in Ravenclaw and Conner would be in Gryffindor. I then asked him about Kurt and, to my deep disappointment, he said, “Oh, Kurt would definitely be in Slytherin.” I literally clutched my heart and said, “no,” under my breath when he said this because, like, I’ve been going against that fandom sorting for four years and Harry Potter did not die for you to put Kurt Hummel in Slytherin, but anyway, He has spoken so it is law I guess. He laughed at my reaction and as I was walking away I heard Allah saying, “She said no,” and laughing. 

It’s when you see the difference between myself and Kurt. Like, if someone had done what Sebastian is gonna do in my world? They’d come up missing. I wouldn’t be diplomatic like Kurt is. Kurt is way too diplomatic. I’d go get my shovel out of the backseat of my car and I’d take care of business, Clovis-style. No messing around.

Chris Colfer (source)