broad city – fivepercent

So, it’s like the best optical illusion of all time?

You guys know that play “Rent”? Like, I just don’t understand how they thought they just didn’t need to pay rent, like at all? I know. It’s like, it sucks, but everybody has to pay rent.

crackers4jenn:

I literally don’t give any fucks. Like, I hate fucks. They’re the worst.

echofades:

_{“i was so worried, i baked a whole cake. and then i ate a whole cake.” | broad city}

ncarinae:

lynnwho:

hypothetiques:

“And, mimicking the passion that many young women feel for their best friends, that urge to consume them whole, to know every aspect of them, Ilana asserts that Abbi will always be her primary love interest. This borderline sapphic intensity between female friends is nothing new, but seeing it on cable feels thrilling: Abbi and Ilana make it OK, even glamorous, to prioritize and nurture your bosom buddy over all else. Sex may be the goal, but men are not the pinnacle. No man can ever even come close.“ (x)

This is a feeling I’ve never been able to articulate.

quincylogy why u should watch

signalmp3:

Ilana: Dude, I would follow you into hell.
Abbi: I would take you on my shoulders, like, I’d strap you up and I’d be like, “Let’s go through hell”

californicateme:

you girls are so pretty. you should smile!

tvhousehusband:

This is the best—and only—way to avoid answering questions.

buskerlenny:

[Broad City is] like the exhibitionist little sister of Seinfeld and Laverne & Shirley. The characters are fun and fresh: horny, ~~sometimes~~ bi-curious young ladies, rolling joints and scraping by, keeping it casual with the men in their live while reserving their most raging affection for each
other. (x)