liduenfell:

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: “Well That Escalated Quickly” 

Romeo and Juliet: “Shut Up, You’re Like 12” 

Julius Caesar: “I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now” 

Hamlet: “[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]” 

Othello: “Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be.” 

King Lear: “Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks”

Macbeth: “Did It For the Vine” 

Antony and Cleopatra: “Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow.”

mickeysphilharmagic:

mickeysphilharmagic:

From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form

“What’re you up to?” His simple text said.
“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”
“What if I was with you?” he responded with ease,
“I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.”
And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad.
My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut,
I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”