Aries: as angry as a cat actively being sprayed with a hose
Taurus: they’re just a literal rock like on the ground
Gemini: two robots that combine into one bigger robot
Cancer: every baby in the world crying at the same time
Leo: a golden retriever during a house party
Virgo: Napoleon Bonaparte
Libra: a flock of Canadian geese
Scorpio: army drill instructor from Hell
Sagittarius: a librarian succubus
Capricorn: bees
Aquarius: a magic the gathering tournament
Pisces: those plants that curl up when you touch them
lower-income people tend to be “hoarders” and richer people are able to do more “minimalist” living spaces. if u don’t have much, you will hold onto any little thing that comes across your way. you got a new tv, but you still keep the old tv because you know things can break. you keep extra boxes of macaroni and cheese lying around because there will be a week when you don’t have money for groceries. you hold onto your stacks of books and clothes for dear life. those are your assets. physical evidence of where your money’s gone. it’s hard to get rid of it. the bare wall is terrifying when you don’t have much.