the zodiac according to tumblr

Aries: as angry as a cat actively being sprayed with a hose
Taurus: they’re just a literal rock like on the ground
Gemini: two robots that combine into one bigger robot
Cancer: every baby in the world crying at the same time
Leo: a golden retriever during a house party
Virgo: Napoleon Bonaparte
Libra: a flock of Canadian geese
Scorpio: army drill instructor from Hell
Sagittarius: a librarian succubus
Capricorn: bees
Aquarius: a magic the gathering tournament
Pisces: those plants that curl up when you touch them

glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF

gettingbetterfaster:

gowns:

lower-income people tend to be “hoarders” and richer people are able to do more “minimalist” living spaces. if u don’t have much, you will hold onto any little thing that comes across your way. you got a new tv, but you still keep the old tv because you know things can break. you keep extra boxes of macaroni and cheese lying around because there will be a week when you don’t have money for groceries. you hold onto your stacks of books and clothes for dear life. those are your assets. physical evidence of where your money’s gone. it’s hard to get rid of it. the bare wall is terrifying when you don’t have much.

# people don’t get it when people who are lower income have nice phones or buy electronics # you don’t get it # the possibility of ever saving up enough to buy bigger things like houses or long term products is low # buying things that they can at the moment is so much easier # it makes me so angry when people don’t understand class differences # and the way money or goods + services hold different importance to different people # important