i assumed this was a joke until i clicked on the notes, which i guess is actually a good sign, because it means tumblr hasn’t totally demolished my faith in humanity??
but just to clarify real quick kids, a person can’t queerbait themselves. that’s not a thing. also, real life doesn’t have spoilers, spit doesn’t work as lube, and porn is lying about the importance of condoms because teens and young adults made up over 55% of new HIV diagnoses in 2015 in the U.S. alone.
have a good day and be safe out thereeee. (oh and people grunt while having all kinds of sex, btw. p sure nick jonas’ commitment to thirst traps hasn’t reduced him to trolling urban dictionary for gay slang from 2003, but if it has, the queerbait is calling from the inside the house, and you might as well reach for the stars because you’ve got a “harry styles tells us he’s gay with morse code instagram filters” conspiracy on your hands.)
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