fivepercent

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scorpiogy:

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

katthedemonslayer:

Someone: so do you listen to any podcasts?

Me, sitting on a Casper mattress in MeUndies underwear, listening to an Audible audiobook and editing my Square Space site while eating Nature Box snacks and planning my next Blue Apron meal: yeah, a few

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snotferret:

visavee:

fuck-eater:

cubiclelifestyle:

♪ Hello baby, I can’t lang ♫
♬ I have gervus, of you say ♪
♫ Oh oh wha say FREAKIN’ way ♬
♪ Sorry out here kinda Bey ♫

I’m bopping

hypermodernism?

showerthoughtsofficial:

The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

the-cimmerians:

Voting registration link, since this is a screen cap

gleefulfan:

beachdeath:

heyg usy?

IM SCREAMING

bigbosscangotohell:

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about