“If I listened to this with my eyes closed, I’d swear it’s an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians” -youtube comment that made me laugh very hard
Bible, April sounds just like Kourtney.
Look at this drawing of a sloth
well at least they nailed the facial expression
someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!
me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:
friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping 🙂
I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.
me after i’ve made any purchase over $5: it’s okay…….. it’s fine.,m….. you’re fine…,, it’s okya… it oka
when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”
lamenting my anguish online
seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing
john mulaney dies in infinity war
Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself
fivepercent 