fivepercent

trainthief:

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing

berlinbucky:

literally all I could think in the theater during this scene

whitepeopletwitter:

Very relatable

looselylesbian:

tilthat:

TIL Leonard Cohen struggled for years writing the song ‘Hallelujah’, and had to pare down around 80 verses to get his original recorded version. In one writing session he was reduced to sitting in his underwear, bashing his head on the floor.

via reddit.com

the baffled king composing hallelujah

thunclerer:

me, a tumblr user who wants to be sociable in june 2018 during the notifications apocalypse:

fayanora:

abomination-of-gender:

justmirihere:

itsmejohnlemon:

paper-mario-wiki:

𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪

This is quite possibly the biggest mood imaginable

hey @your-exo-highness look it’s the original . D!

ok but this song (and everything kirin j callinan honestly) is unironically incredible

*Hipster voice* Country western synth pop screamo

sleemo:

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: “Since bigots are mad about Kelly Marie Tran’s role in the new #StarWars we’re going to teach them a lesson with our own new trailer.”

commietwink:

group apple facetime calls

humansofnewyork:

“When you’re a kid, Jesus sounds like a hippie or Bernie Sanders or something so it all sounds pretty nice. But then the rules get confusing. You go to Catholic school and some guy in a dress named Brother Roy starts beating you cause you got in a fight. It’s sorta like Gitmo in there. And you start to realize that all these rules are just to keep people down. To keep women down especially because they have the ultimate power of not fucking you. I do like the Jews because their version is less full of shit. A lot of those Talmud guys are so smart that they’re practically just atheists who love fairy tales. And Buddhism is pretty cool too cause it’s all in your head. No Pope. No mandatory meetings. Anyway, let me know if you figure it out. I don’t know shit I just dress well.”