fivepercent

theworstmelodies:

sapphics:

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this

clatterbane:

colorsinautumn:

I think this is a good time to post this.

(#if we reblog it enough it might become a staff pick)

Keep it up.

krinkshame:

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

kramergate:

nidai-lightning:

fleetwoodbrak:

Non threatening green men

OP has clearly never had that monster in the middle sit on your counter at three am and stare you down until you feed it with full eye contact

i dont like to intrude normally but i really absolutely MUST know what events went down between you and gumby

showerthoughtsofficial:

Anxiety is like if the 20 seconds spent waiting to hear if it’s Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby lasted forever

the-truthiness:

Jon: Which child do you love the most?

https://fivepercent.tumblr.com/post/180706839170/audio_player_iframe/fivepercent/tumblr_piv0p51NKr1ro9w51?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffivepercent%2F180706839170%2Ftumblr_piv0p51NKr1ro9w51

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nothing is more fucking cathartic than 8 full minutes of the mcelroy brothers ripping into fantastic beasts and dragging johnny depp through the mud

https://fivepercent.tumblr.com/post/180706227810/audio_player_iframe/fivepercent/tumblr_pj0fpeYEcF1vgolkf?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_pj0fpeYEcF1vgolkfo1.mp3

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

You can teach a man to fish

you are allowed to teach a man to fish

Just feel free!

But so help me god if I catch a single one of you fuckers leading a horse to water

quietjosie:

van-arts:

bae-in-maine:

victorian-sexstache:

solarpunk-aesthetic:

I don’t even care that this video is an advertisement. The kind of spirit the man in this story portrays is the kind of spirit which we should all strive for. 💚

Being a good person just for the sake of it. Imagine that.

This has always been when of my all time favorite commercials. And I never fail to cry.

I just have to reblog this, this is my most favorite ads for years, I saw this ad first time around 7/8 years ago and not even trying to exaggerating, this ad has been my inspiration ever since then, far before PMA 💚

What if we all followed that guy’s example? Imagine how less intimidating this world would be…