caringpluto: anyone available to go scream in the woods with me? it’s fun, free, and the trees like to gossip about us afterwards
audrey-scorne: oh so i’m a “gatekeeper” just because i own this gate and won’t open it unless you bribe me or solve my riddles three?
acapelladitty: I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack
forestlune: from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
prochoiceforlife: the-sweet-sweet-embrace-of-death: Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child My reblog speed tho –
fuckshitavenue: flannelsandjeans: flannelsandjeans: Buffets are PVP enabled areas Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza Enchanting her weapon