paper-mario-wiki: when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit
a-fashion-killa: floozys: do you ever eat some disappointing junk food and it’s like… i’m clogging my arteries for THIS? Things on this site are so oddly specific yet accurate
aplacethatdoesntknowmyname: I’m just- I’m having problems with my butler. […] Anyway, I just need to make good with him and maybe give him a few months’ advance so that he’ll come home.
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