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bellamys-blakes:

every character i love ★ eleanor shellstrop (the good place)
“‘live every day like it’s your last.’ bite me. imma live forever bitch.”

whitepeopletwitter:

Some questions you don’t ask

fizzy-dog:

rockurai-skywalker:

every-day-is-star-wars-day:

pixelrey:

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

HOW IS THIS REAL

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound*
obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth

macdennisd:

betanoiz:

prehrtnewt:

charlie kelly walking into the ppdc lab: hi my name is (looking down at pen scribble on hand)…. n-newt… guys…lerr…? i have…. 6 phds and i would like to do some science please

dennis over walkie talkie: you fucking nailed it go get us a robot

bold of you to assume charlie can read

who said the pen scribble was written words

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

❤️

musicalhell:

queenofattolia:

yaushie:

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

#i’m not embarrassed but #i hate the thought of having to guard what i love #and defend any of my interests to others #people are the worst i don’t want them to know me

I call this “residual anxiety from being bullied for everything that made me even slightly unusual every day in junior high.”

yo-its-matt:

jonah-dean:

maisonderriere:

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it

blunt-science:

Spurious Correlations by Tyler Vigen.

These charts were made to depict that correlation does not always equal causation, showing that although statistics always arise, they aren’t always necessarily useful.