The only FB post I’m willing to share

The moment when the table turns.

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

witchofprose:

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

things you dont learn at school:

mexicanjesuschrist:

punk-rock-delacroixs:

papatulus:

neyhaz:

oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration

“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked

So did Oscar Wilde

whencartoonsruletheworld:

patrexes:

patrexes:

gods but they have patreons

pledge at least 1$/mo to be counted as a follower. for 5$/mo you get free coffee and bagels at the local place of worship. for 15$/mo they’ll answer at least one (1) prayer per month

Okay I hate to intrude but didn’t this happen and isn’t it why Martin Luther wrote his 95 theses

https://fivepercent.tumblr.com/post/179164533495/audio_player_iframe/fivepercent/tumblr_mu0my3Ny7O1rc8e0j?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffivepercent%2F179164533495%2Ftumblr_mu0my3Ny7O1rc8e0j

slay-runt:

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Spooky scary

Boys becoming men

Men becoming wolves

zouisalmightie:

madvocate:

(1) President Abraham Lincoln, who had depression
(2) Writer Virginia Woolf, who had bipolar disorder
(3) Artist Vincent Van Gogh, who had bipolar disorder
(4) Writer Sylvia Plath, who had depression
(5) Mathematician John Nash (from A Brilliant Mind), who had schizophrenia

Inspired by this post

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.