If ten million McElroys
Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed
While he’s having a smoke
and she’s taking a drag
that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason
“You’re only shipping those two characters for fun!!!” i mean… yes?
as opposed to doing the hip new thing of picking a ship for its supposed ideological purity, and then not contributing anything to the community except shitty discourse and a toxic atmosphere, I guess?
and let us not forget that utter joy that is Endgame Shipping where people insist their ship will be canon in the “endgame” of the series and attack all other ships (canon or otherwise) and potentially the creators as if that will make their ship becoming canon more likely.
Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.
There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
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