What’s it really gonna do anyway?
Mackenzie Davis and Gugu Mbatha-Raw attend a special Q&A at Netflix HQ for Emmy Nominated Black Mirror episode “San Junipero” on August 18th.
i was rewatching parks and rec and in the episode “leslie and ron” leslie is listing out all of the things she is guessing might have made ron mad at her. i capped it bc i wanted to see what they said so i’m sharing bc they’re amusing
- had conversations with postmaster general about getting your face on a stamp
- i sent you a birthday card through the u.s. mail
- taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society
- i submitted to the new yorker cartoon caption contest under your name
- invited you to my linkedin professional circle
- that i had food and stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation
- started using the word “scrumptious” too much
- once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count i was super drunk)
- i bought a chair from ikea
listen if i don’t get super powers from this eclipse what’s the point
lovebug by the jonas brothers is the greatest piece of classical music we have in this world
Dear Sister,
By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love, your brother Keith.
P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other
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