The chilling adventures of Sabrina be like:
Aunt Zelda: Sabrina, pass me the UNHOLY butter so I can spread it with my CURSED knife on this DARK bread and eat my DESECRATED bacon on this BLACK day, PRAISE SATAN!
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shoddyaddition to this bandwagonalignment chart, notstalgic YA/teen diary fiction edition
the most ice-cold read on broadway I’ve ever seen in my life
I tore my torso off and sent it fedex ground to Chicago 😂
on Tumblr you can just pile up some dirt wherever you want and someone will decide it’s a hill to die on
Amazon is the fucking evil megacorporation from every near-future cyberpunk story they have warehouses full of wage slaves that can’t even take a piss or fall behind their ridiculous expectations without getting fired on the spot while their CEO is nearing trillionare status day by day while quite literally making local governments pay them to determine which city they install their next slave warehouse in and now their wiretap HAL 9000 bots that are in millions of houses all over the country are doing evil laughs and reading off names of cemeteries and funeral homes completely unprompted I know anger at amazon in general is very outrage-of-the-day basic entry level american leftist reaction but Jesus fucking Christ people
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category


