hoverbones

semitics:

Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

pluckypalaeontologist:

putthison:

“When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.”

– John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels (emphasis mine)

helpless laughter oh god

This is the only criticism of millenials I will accept

otterwise:

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

tafadhali:

sapphoshands:

…i love her?!?

JANE

localgirlcult:

This is me today. Everything sucks. Goodbye Dolores.

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marxistbarbie:

thx:

by initial talk

julianbashir:

julianbashir:

wheres that venn diagram chart of muppet names

here it is

haiku-robot:

stuff-seniors-say:

borispavlikovskys:

waititi:

Jeff Goldblum

©Peter Yang // GQ

#this looks like a sex in the city reboot where everyone is played by jeff goldblum (via @oliviermiraarmstrongs)

That caption made me spit out my drink and I wasn’t drinking anything

that caption made me
spit out my drink and i wasn’t
drinking anything

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