anyone available to go scream in the woods with me? it’s fun, free, and the trees like to gossip about us afterwards
Author: hoverbones
oh so i’m a “gatekeeper” just because i own this gate and won’t open it unless you bribe me or solve my riddles three?
I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
the-sweet-sweet-embrace-of-death:
Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child
My reblog speed tho –
Buffets are PVP enabled areas
Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza
Enchanting her weapon














