turquoisesuggestions: Reminder: Your friends really do love you. No they dont secretly hate you. No they dont just put up with you and think you’re annoying. Your friends truly love you and care about you as much as you do.
comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train
led-lite: captainevanss: give me the romcom we deserve starring chris evans and chris hemsworth ya cowards Ironically titled “Chris Pines” due to unrequited love and such.